Wham!

There once was a tiny man.
There was also a three year ban
On his beloved Raisin Bran,
So he hid it away in a can,
To keep it away from his clan.
One day he tripped over a crayon,
And got laughed at by his friend Dan,
And his girl friend named Ann,
Who was also his biggest fan,
So he dished up his Bran in a pan,
All as a part of his plan.
Then he took his pan of Bran and ran.
As he ran, the pan of Bran he did scan,
With his skills, a bridge he did span,
And he stayed in the sun and got tan,
As opposed to driving a van.
Then he ran into an Afghan,
Who saw his pan of Bran!
He recognized the three year ban,
and dumped the man into an ashcan.
But wait, the story just barely began!
Then along came a scary caiman.
It was doing a creepy cancan!
It also happened to be captain
Of the imperious vessel "Caveman"
From the distant land of Cheyanne.
It's scales shone bright Cyan,
And it saw the bran man in the ashcan,
So it got him out with a four foot dustpan.
"At last I am a freeman!" Cried he, "Now time for revenge on that he-man!"
He then sailed of to Japan.
You'd think he was a madman!
His crew consisted of a jazzman,
And a Mailman, and a Newsman, and a Milkman, and a Merman.
In Japan he met Queen Anne, and asked "Will you lift this Raisin Bran ban?"
And then they built a snowman,
And jumped into a white sedan.
Then for some reason they met Tarzan,
And a he had a talking toucan,
Which announced Tarzan was vegan,
And it had an impressive wingspan.
Then Tarzan hopped in the sedan,
And they set of down the Autobahn,
And naturally they all spoke German!
As they did, they yelled "for Aslan!"
Which was caught on film by the cameraman,
Who happened to be a middleman,
For a much much much bigger plan.
He then called up the signalman,
And that guy signalled Peter Pan,
Who was hanging out with Superman, and Spiderman, and an Orangutan,
Who got into their own sedan,
And brought along THEIR Raisin Bran,
Which they waved in front of the Bran deprived man,
And turned on their powerful turbofan,
"You can have it," They said. "Catch us if you think you are able to."



I hoped you liked this. I thought it was grand.

Meanwhile...
A man in the sand started a band.
The band had planned to play in a stand....

To be continued...