My Shoe Broke

The sole fell off my shoe.

Of course I did this:

Now what should I do with it?

Where Did This Come From? I Don't Know, But It's Great.

Everything has something to do with everything else in one way or another. Take for example Tomatoes and Automobiles. At first, one may think, “there is no correlation whatsoever between the sandwich ingredient and the transportation device,” but upon further investigation, we discover that one could not exist without the other. How can this be, you ask? It’s very simple, really. You see, there has always been confusion as to whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. To get to the root of the issue, scientists needed a way to get to the tomato plantations from their labs, and also to orchards in California to compare their findings to standard fruits, hence the automobile was invented.

Now, the flip side to the story is just a slight bit more confusing. You think that tomatoes could exist without cars? Well, you’re rather incorrect, and I’m afraid that I am going to have to make you look foolish now. After cars had been invented for a while, people who were jealous because they couldn’t afford cars began to spread nasty rumors that cars are bad for the environment. These rumors eventually escalated to the point where many believe that cars are straight up evil, and have also spawned the dreaded disaster that is emissions testing. You see, before people were terrified of carbon dioxide, nobody really cared about the environment, but since cars came along people have tried to compensate for the destruction that cars do to the world by trying to be more aware of their environments, and as a result have taken to taking better care of plants, and even planting their own gardens, which naturally grow tomatoes. If automobiles had never come along, nobody would care about plants, nobody would plant tomatoes, no tomatoes would survive, and tomatoes would swiftly become extinct.

Maybe next time you’ll think twice before you squish a bug, because just possibly there is an extremely vital correlation between you and the tiny insect that you have no idea exists. If you squish that bug, it may lead to your life support vanishing entirely and the world collapsing around you. Remember, if you change anything, anything could change you. Status Quo is the way to go. 

Oi

Sometimes I look in the mirror and I cannot help but to burst out laughing! How is my brain inside that face?!

Sometimes You Get Cold Feet

No, I'm not too scared to go through with something that I already agreed to; my feet are just cold.

Small People Count

Some More Musics

Here's to Concert Percussion:

Anyway, the point is that I played at BYU today with the Symponic Band. It was actually pretty awesome, although my music is just a little bit on the boring side. But hey, that's life, right? Anyway, I love the symphonic band; we sound amazing. That's basically all.

Profound.

Most of the time people find words boring unless they stick out more. Chances are that before reading this bit you've already read my little word box below, because it attracted your attention. Also, most of the time words tend to repeat themselves which is boring. Also, most of the time words tend to repeat themselves which is boring. Sometimes people say the same things, in a slightly different way, which is really redundant. When people explain a concept more than once, you feel less inclined to read it. Because most people tend to do this, people have come to learn that reading the big text explanation is basically pointless, so they just read the little text box and call it good, because that's much more entertaining than reading a whole big long blog post. The funny thing, though, is that most of the time it works. If you see five paragraphs of boring looking words, and then a picture of cats, you can infer that the five paragraphs were about cats, and therefore completely pointless to read. If you're reading this right now, you honestly have gotten probably nothing more out of this post than you would have if you had just read the word box picture below. 

The problem is that sometimes the words are important. People have just been flinging them around for so long that they've been reduced to a pile of rubbish most of them time, validating the expression "a picture is worth a thousands words" which I believe should be amended to "a picture is worth a thousand useless, repetitive words" because there are some pictures that aren't actually as effective at explaining things as a good important explanation. However, I won't be offended if you didn't actually read this, and only read the picture, because it really is just as useful as this big long explanation. 

Potatoes

You'd understand if you were a potato.

Tidbits

I want to design an ACT question for the English section that goes something like this:

I cannot buy the duck because I have no change.


A. NO CHANGE
B. No Change.
C. no, change.
D. no change





Here's a riddle for you:

Imagine that all of the twos are threes:

2^2 = ?

Now, you may have said, "easy, that's 3^3, which equals 27!"
And you may have figured out that if ALL the twos are threes, then so is the one in your answer, meaning it equals 37!

But, either way you're wrong. No matter how hard you imagine, 2^2 will always equal 4.




Here's a real riddle for you. This one has no trickery or stupid answers, it's just hard to figure out.

If the three below statements are all true, what does 33+121 equal?

11+31 = 32
34+42 = 132
13 X 31 = 133

Yes, I designed this riddle myself. It's pretty brilliant.






This is completely unrelated to my riddle, but my riddle reminded me of this.
Find the next number in the sequence:
313, 331, 367... ?


Answer: 379
It's a sequence of happy primes.
Any number that reduces to one when you take the sum of the square of its digits and continue iterating until it yields one is a happy number; any number that doesn't, isn't. A happy prime is a number that is both happy and prime.