15 People That Made Me Especially Happy Today

In Alphabetical Order

Amber Blair
Andrew Peatross
Dania Frandsen
Jacob Crandall
Kristen Blair
Lauren Blair
Michaela Labit
Miriam Bay
Mr. Myrup
Nicole Hopkinson
Robert Oldroyd
Shelby Woolf
Sophie Blair
Will Oldroyd
Yon Soo Park

Thank you all. You're the greatest.

Today is a Good Day to Live

Today was an absolutely wonderful day in every way. Really. I don't know what could possibly have made this day better. I got to sleep in for a few minutes, Journalism was fun, Seminary was fantastic! I officially love my seminary class. I got to see lots of people at lunch that I haven't seen in a while, Physics was incredibly fun, and the basses got to have a sectional with the new drums (cue choir of angels.) After school I got new shoes and then got to hang out with some of my very very favorite graduated people. Basically today just made me happy. I love people.

WORLD IN TURMOIL

Today an extreme series of events transpired, leaving people wondering if the end of the world is coming early. First off we have reports that the leaning tower of Pisa fell over... the wrong way. No, nobody was prepared for this, and they didn't even get a decent picture. The country of France is in panic as they search for their beloved Eiffel tower which apparently went missing early this morning. "We are willing to surrender to get it back." Says Frenchman Remi Whey.
 Meanwhile everyone in Asia is running from the great wall of china which turned into a giant serpent and started looking it's mother. The Washington Monument somehow got turned upside down, mount Rushmore started singing a barbershop quartet, Niagara falls is flowing backwards, and the weather in Utah seems to have stabilized. Astronomers are perplexed to see that the sea of tranquility has been filled with Jello, Orion fought off Taurus using the big dipper, And Jupiter got engaged to Neptune using one of Saturn's rings. Satellites show that Iceland has melted, Hawaii is on vacation, and Italy finally completed that punt.
 "We've all been put into a time lapse for ten thousand fortnights." Says highwayman Noah Everysing. "I can tell because my watch is no longer synchronized with my microwave."
World leaders have taken drastic measures to ensure that everyone remains calm. The Germans took inventory on their wine stores and the prime minister of Canada even released the new snow cone flavor that their scientist has been researching for decades. "I don't really know what's going on," Governor Paul S. E. admits, "But it's okay because I switched to Geico."
"Hopefully everything will turn out in the end." President Louis N. Toomy assures America "I guess if you're reading this it means we fixed the biggest problems, because currently the Internet is down."

Secrets Revealed at Last

Pouah. Ce message s'affichera de manière abusive en français afin de vous épargner le fardeau de la réalité de la lire. Dans le cas où on parle français, excusez-moi. Dans le cas où vous avez été assez curieux pour copier ce texte et le coller dans Google Translate(by the way, I tried plugging it back into google translate and it's nothing like I actually typed in the first place, so tough luck.), c'est votre temps que vous perdez. Vous pourriez faire quelque chose de parfaitement utile comme remplir que 72 paquets page de travail chargé de votre professeur préféré moins vous avez donné, ou devenir un malnutritionist professionnel. Quoi qu'il en soit, pour se rendre à l'objet principal de ce post, je suis mort. Je veux vraiment être excité et tout ça, mais je ne semble pas être brûlé. Je me suis trouvé en laissant à chaque seconde timpview rechange que je ne suis pas supporter les jabber des lehrerins ineducated, et cela comprend des choses telles que sauter des parties, sortir des séances, et d'autres choses que je n'aurais normalement considérer comme amusant. J'avais l'habitude de l'amour de refroidissement à l'école pendant le déjeuner, et maintenant je préfère marcher la maison. Le pire est que je veux vraiment veulent rester et avoir du plaisir, mais mon cerveau est surchargé et il me semble avoir disparu partiellement fou. Un de ces jours je vais trouver mon énergie à nouveau, et puis je vais être amusant de traîner avec. Til-là, je ne sera probablement pas vous voir plus tard. Malgré tout cela, j'ai encore vraiment l'amour tous et chacun de vous et j'aime être avec vous.

Just an update on my life

Yep. Basically I have been spending every waking moment at band camp, except today, because today is saturday. This means I don't have to go to school for 8 hours, right? Not a chance. Tech. That's actually what I am doing right now. Sitting backstage telling people what to do. Well, more like sitting backstage typing on my computer. It's very dull. But hey, I'm getting money for it.
I am now going to talk about band camp because that is much more worthwhile than talking about tech at the moment. First of all, I absolutely love Ice Dance. It is fantastic to march, expecially when we don't have to wear our drums. The other songs are fun to march too, just a lot more exhausting. This show is going to be incredible.
Thst's all folks.

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